Hello. We’re the toy designers behind roadkill. We’re not your usual humdrum toy designers though. We’re Toy Terrorists. We squash and burn and bludgeon and maim. But we’re also toy fanatics like you. We love toys. We just don’t like tat. This is why we felt the need to come up with Squash-Plush. A range of toys that don’t take themselves too seriously.

They may have popped their clogs, but it’s not too late to get to know the characters in our little story. Scour the Pancake Gazette, and read the obits of all your favourite Roadkill chums. Learn about the joys they brought to the world not only in their lives, but also in their deaths.

If your shelves contain films like On Golden Pond or Splash, then maybe this next section isn’t for you. It’s a collection of roadkill related movies and clips. There’s our roadkill viral film, where a nature-hating old lady goes for a country drive. Have a look. But keep the smelling salts on standby.

Some say nothing in life is free, but they’re wrong. If you’re fed up with those prissy screensavers of flowers and ladybirds, then put some real meat on your desktop. Below you’ll find lots of roadkill bits and bobs spliced together especially for your amusement. Desktop designs to disturb your mum and gross out your buddies.

So you’ve decided to buy your very own Roadkill teddy. Well, you’ll be pleased to know it’s dead easy. Even a squashed gerbil could do it. We accept all forms of payment: credit cards, debit cards, Paypal funds, eCheck. We even accept peanuts… if you’re a squirrel.

We get asked many questions. Like what have you got against furry animals? What’s the fastest land animal in the world? Who was the best James Bond? Maybe you’ve got some questions that need answering. Well, in the section below we’ll do our best to answer as many questions as we can.