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Limited Edition Toe TagsGet your Squash-plush toys before the maggots set in. Twitch, Grind, Splodge, Pop, and Smudge are now joined by the latest not-so-cuddly toy. His name is Grill the Armadillo.

Grill comes with a blood-soaked death certificate, a thoroughly-sterilised body bag, and an ‘I love Roadkill’ bumper sticker. The first 200 Grill characters are all limited edition. Each one has a personalised toe tag, handwritten by the creator. Marked out with limited edition numbers. Adam’s mum was co-opted into writing them because of her magnificent calligraphy, her sympathetic nature, and her penchant for flattened fauna.

The limited edition Grill characters are the same price as the standard Grill characters. £25. And for £25 you get the plush armadillo toy, a transluscent body bag, an identity tag giving you details of the toy’s demise, an official death certificate signed by a doctor, and a waterproof bumper sticker.

As the Squash-plush range grows, our little shop is going to grow. Next off the tarmac is Fender the Fox. And as soon as quarantine has given us clearance, there’s Puddle the Vole (a squidgy, interactive key ring), and then the mighty Skid the Badger.

They make perfect gifts for sociopaths, Somalian pirates, and squirrel haters. Get them all before the maggots set in.

Now with character death certificate and I Love Roadkill bumper sticker



Twitch (Raccoon) Plush Toy

Twitch is a high quality character based plush toy of a raccoon that didn't quite make it to the other side...He comes complete with bodybag and toe tag. Product Details...

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Grind (Rabbit) Plush Toy

Grind is a high quality character based plush toy of a rabbit that felt the tread of a 16 wheeler...He comes complete with bodybag and toe tag. Product Details...

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Splodge (Hedgehog) Plush Toy

Splodge is a high quality character based plush toy of a hedgehog that had bad timing on the race track...He comes complete with bodybag and toe tag. Product Details...

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Pop (Weasel) Door Wedge

Pop is a high quality rubber toy incarnation of a weasel. A weasel who wandered onto the wrong side of the tracks. He comes complete with a coffin, a toe tag, a death certificate, and a bumper sticker. Product Details...

£15.00

 

Roadkill Xmas Cards

Pack of 10 gruesome Christmas cards. Product Details...

£10.00

 

Smudge (Squirrel) Plush Toy

Smudge is a high quality plush toy incarnation of a squirrel. A bushy red squirrel who wasn’t observing the highway code. He comes complete with a body bag, toe tag, death certificate, and bumper sticker. Product Details...

£25.00

 

Grill (Armadillo) Plush Toy

Grill is a high-quality character-based plush toy armadillo. An armadillo that fought and lost against a 7 ton Ford Hurricane Luxury Motorhome. He comes complete with body bag, toe tag, death certificate, and car bumper sticker.  Product Details...

£25.00

 

Fender (Fox) Nodder

Fender is Roadkill's version of the nodding dog. He sits on the back shelf of the car in a charming pool of entrails and blood, and nods away to the rhythm of the car. Product Details...

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Splodge (Hedgehog) Mouse Mat

Splodge the Hedgehog reincarnated as a mousemat. For our purposes we\'ve renamed the mousemat, the MouseSplat. Made from neoprene and optical mouse compatible. Product Details...

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