Bored of christmas cards with little, tweeting Robins? Or gaudy, effeminate kings on camels? Or mangers with gormless animals gathered around? To bring a bit of festive cheer, here at Roadkill we're designing some alternative chrimbo cards. There are two designs: a splatted Rudolph, and a Roadkill-crazed Santa. The cards will be sold in packs of 10 in our shop. Place them around your Christmas crib or in your twinkly christmas tree. They'll brighten up even the dullest festive occasion.

It has been said that on All Hallow's E'en ghosts of Roadkill victims rise from their roadside graves and seek out the Nissans and Volvos that mowed them down. Ghostly spectres of flattened shrews and squished moles stalk the A roads and B roads of Britain, terrorising drivers. Effective amulets against such an ungodly curse are our very own roadkill teddies: Twitch, Grind and Splodge. Stick them on your dashboard to ward off the evil, fluffy spirits. 

I get a lot of fanmail from fellow roadkill enthusiasts. Unfortunately, you'll be surprised to hear, there are some that just don't get it. Some people think my humourous, cartoon creations are undermining the very fabric of society. Some people think that my plush cuddly teddies are opening the very gates of Hades. Some people think my stuffed toys are inexorably pushing innocent souls into the all-consuming fires of hell. Some people just don't get it. 

I'm appearing on Dragon's Den tonight with Twitch, Grind and Splodge. Safety in numbers, I'm hoping. I'm also hoping it won't be such a cursory glance at the joys and wonders of Roadkill as it was last time. Fingers crossed!

A moment's silence for Pop, the new roadkill toy. We have given Pop a quick medical and OKed him for going into production. He is currently being prodded and mulched and mangled into a door wedge shape. He will then be placed in his brand new coffin, along with his death certificate, bumper sticker and toe tag, and then carted over to our little online shop. There he will live out his days, until we find the right home for him.