Here's a sneak preview of the new packaging designs for Roadkill Products. It's a weasel-sized coffin. And it's for the upcoming Pop the Weasel Door Wedge. Pop is looking forwards to his Des Res Coffin. The coffin has been made to measure and fitted with all the latest mod cons. A window on the lid. An inner plinth. And oozing blood patterns on the bottom.

The King of Pop is dead. The news is only just starting to sink in at Roadkill Toys. Twitch, Grind and Splodge were all great fans of Michael Jackson. Jacko was many things. Some of which were unproven. But he was one thing above all others: a lover of animals. Especially animals that came a-cropper on the roads.

You'll laugh. You'll chortle. You'll cry. We've just uploaded the new Roadkill advert on to You Tube. It's the most contentious film since Dirty Den's last episode on Eastenders, since Paris Hilton's DIY video, or since the Hoff was caught with his pants down. It's dynamite. Have a look see.

We've just finished making a new Roadkill advert for You Tube. Our first ad looks tame in comparison to this new one. This one will make Freddy Krueger's toes curl. It will make Jason curl up into a ball and call for his mummy. It will make Beelzebub suck his comfort blanket.

Following the recent outbreak of Swine Flu News we felt it best to quarantine our roadkill teddies. Our concerns were heightened when Twitch developed a cold sweat and bloodshot eyes. But we were relieved to find they were just symptoms of being roadkill. We will be monitoring our roadkill teddies closely for any further signs of Swine Flu. But at the moment, Twitch, Grind and Splodge have a clean bill of health. Apart from the fact they're roadkill.