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Happier Easter
Written by Adam Arber   
Wednesday, 08 April 2009

Gotcha!!!Easter is a time of joy. A time of year when small furry animals come out of hibernation. When beautiful, new born lambs spring out to greet the world. When lines of goslings chirrup down gentle rivers. When fluffy bunnies hop in the fragrant sunshine. It's also the time of year when Roadkill is at its height. More furry creatures equals more furry splats.

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Easter Arrivals
Written by Adam Arber   
Friday, 27 March 2009

Sploooonnnnnphhhhfffff!!!!!Easter is a time of rebirth. A time when the land and nature renew and regenerate. A time when flora and fauna in all its finery blossom. It is also a good time of year for Roadkill. In the next coming few weeks, we're going to be peeling another unfortunate creature off the tarmac. His name is Pop. And he's a weasel. Keep your eyes peeled for Pop. He'll be dragging his battered body into our website soon. Happy Easter!

 
Mother's Day
Written by Adam Arber   
Monday, 16 March 2009

You shouldn't have!Happy Mother's Day. If you're bored of getting your mum chocolates, or flowers, or bottles of sherry, why don't you get her something different. Something she'll really enjoy. A Roadkill Teddy. Mums love gore. They love blood and guts and dangly bits. She'll thank you for it. Trust us.

 
Roadkill Pancake Recipe
Written by Adam Arber   
Monday, 23 February 2009

Thunnnnkkkkaaa!!!!This Pancake Day why not try something different. A Roadkill Pancake. The great thing about roadkill is that it comes pre-flattened. There's no need to beat it or tenderise it. Just peel it off the road and stick it in a pre-greased pan. Squirrel, stoat, weasel, vole, hedgehog... they all make great pancakes.

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Flat-as-a-Pancake Day
Written by Adam Arber   
Thursday, 19 February 2009

Sploooootttttt!!!!!!!This Pancake Day spare a thought for how our Roadkill Characters are feeling. After being run over 27 times on the A40 start to feel like a pancake. And when that 16-wheeler juggernaut hits you slap yango then the similarities are uncanny. Twitch and his friends all know how it feels. This Shrove Tuesday they will be feeling a bit flat. So to lift their spirits why not give one of them a good home. Roadkill is the perfect accompaniment to any pancake.

 
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