My bloody valentine. Written by Adam Arber    Sunday, 06 February 2011 Valentine's day is here once more. The day that was made famous by Al Capone as a gorey, uber-violent, psychopathic, slaughter-monkey bloodbath. What better way to celebrate it than to give someone you cherish dearly a blood-soaked Roadkill Toy. Happy Valentine's!   Is it art? Written by Adam Arber    Sunday, 06 February 2011 Roadkill teddies are currently being exhibited in an art gallery in Prague. The exhibition is called Decadence. It's appearing alongside such luminaries as Jeff Koons and Andy Warhol! Constable would be turning in his grave. Turner would frowning very forcefully in his urn. Rubens would be tutting very loudly in no uncertain terms. That's not art it's poppycock.   Grind and Splodge Written by Adam Arber    Thursday, 09 December 2010 Due to the Christmas rush, Grind and Splodge are RIP. For the moment. We have run out of both cuddly cuties, and are currently ordering more in. We've had a word with Santa, but unfortunately he won't be able to distribute any Splodge and Grind this christmas. He has his hands full with Pop, Twitch and the Xmas cards.    Merry Hallowe'en Written by Adam Arber    Tuesday, 26 October 2010 On Hallowe'en there's nothing better than watching a scary film like Pet Cemetary and snuggling up with a roadkill toy.   Twitch and the Hell's Angels Written by Adam Arber    Sunday, 12 September 2010 Twitch has just joined the Hell's Angels Norwich Chapter. One hairy Hell's Angel is now the proud as punch owner of one Twitch the Raccoon. Said Hell's Angel has strapped Twitch to the handlebars of his Harley, and is currently parading him around Norwich City Centre. So if you spot Twitch and his new owner honk your horn.

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