Easter is a time of renewal. When life in all its beauty springs anew. When flora and fauna in all its wondrous guises does burgeon and blossom... and then blunder into the road and get obliterated by a passing truck. But lo, Twitch, Grind, Splodge and Pop have risen from their tarmacky graves to give sense to the Easter story. Let us go forth and buy a Roadkill Toy to pay homage to this unique time of year.